So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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