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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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