how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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