Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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