No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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