So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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