Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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