so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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