piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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