haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
