Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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