Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Sext me about skeletons
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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