ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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