My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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