oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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