i don't like sucking hair
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize