How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I would fuck him just for his dog
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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