i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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