normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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