My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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