Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
