i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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