You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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