My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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