bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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