Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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