you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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