he wants to bone in the snuggie
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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