Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Houston, we have a squirter
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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