your room smells of hookers.
And success
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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