Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
