She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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