I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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