Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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