Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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