my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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