Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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