Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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