How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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