Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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