So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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