He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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