My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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