Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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