operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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