i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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