Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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