Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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