Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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