best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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