He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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