D3 body, D1 cock
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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