Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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