Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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