there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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