so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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